Two weekends ago I sailed the wide open sea. Okay, actually I went canoeing on the Potomac, but to a kid who's 3 feet tall, it might as well have been the ocean! Our awesome neighbor Alan is a life-long canoer and he and another neighbor (Andrew) invited me and my dad to join them for a paddle. So we strapped on our life jackets and faced the danger.
The water was a bit low so it was running fast and included what I call "the extra scary part" of bumpy rocks. The day was a little overcast so there wasn't a sound on the river - total peace and quiet. Lucky for Alan, Andrew, and my dad they brought me to fill that void with non-stop chatter. I was so excited I talked THE ENTIRE car ride there, THE ENTIRE canoe trip, and THE ENTIRE drive home. I heard the adults say something about being exhausted and that it was okay to nap, but who naps at a time like that?!??! Summary...it was awesome.
Then Friday night my dad and I went on the annual church Father/Son Campout with a few hundred other crazy dads and sons. My mom and I reminded my dad that he had two sons he should take camping. Apparently if you're still drinking from a bottle you're in an "other" category and don't get to go. Sorry Gates, next year! (Hey mom, dad said, "nice try.")
We roasted marshmallows and ate s'mores. I got to play in the dark with a bunch of my buddies and shine my flashlight into everyone's eyes. Then we headed to bed where I promptly passed out from a fun overload.
As for Big Head, I'm referring to my little brother Gates. He is DEFINITELY related to me because he is officially a member of the "big head club." He had his two month doctors appointment and measured in the 50% height, 80% weight (14lbs), and 99% head! I had a 99% head for my first two years of life (and they they no longer measure your head). Luckily big heads photograph well. I'll need to show him a few of my tricks for not always tipping over, or if you do, doing it with style.
I'm glad to hear that Aaron's win of the youngest son at Fathe'rs and Son's still stands. Bottle Smottle....
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